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Ryan is a clever guy also known as "MacGyver" who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix or achieve things with VERY limited resources and tools. Has your boat motor just died leaving you stranded in the middle of the lake? No problem, he'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a loose nail he found in the bottom of the boat!
Ryan is such a MacGyver!
Ryan by F'n MacGyver March 4, 2020
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Ryan is kind of a nerd but it’s subtle (ish). He’s always making sure everyone is okay and won’t stop until he finds a way to help. If you need something he’ll get it for you and has no problem giving up his coat for you. He’s well known and everybody’s favorite. He’s easy to get along with and hard to hate. He makes any task fun and will have you almost tearing up from laughter. One of his worse traits is his poor taste in food. If you need something to get done, ask Ryan cause he’s got you covered. It’s very rare you’ll find Ryan mean even on his bad days. He’s naturally kind hearted and rarely ever serious. Ryan’s are pretty much the best.
Person1 :”Do you know Ryan?”
Person2:”Duhhh hes the best!”
Ryan by MigraineGiver March 21, 2020
Ryan is the ladies man of the group. Big ole douchebag
Hey there’s Ryan!” “Wow he’s such a douche
Ryan by Talladega March 30, 2020
Ry, Ry dawg or Ry daddy (only for Gregoire). Never Ry Ry. A guy with a cute bubble butt, related to the Irish mob. Wears floral on Fridays, has a terrible hand writing, high pain tolerance, great boxer, HATES slugs (please do not throw it at him), and thinks he's Rafael in the ''ninja turtles'' when he's actually Michelangelo. He never gets mad he ''just don’t get it''. Absolutely gorgeous, but looks like an ogre in the morning. His beautiful blue eyes light up when he smiles. Good listener. He’s just amAzing.
Person 1: Ryan, would you like a piece of my white cacao?
Person 2: There's no CACAOOO in white chocolate
Ryan by littleogre April 9, 2020
Ryan is a chill laid back dude. He was once outside a school and someone called him a hobo.
Ryan: His hand felt like a fish.
You: Your weird Ryan. Really weird.
Ryan by BrittanyGirlYasss April 11, 2020
A big black man hurling at you with nikes on
Is that that black guy. Yeah that’s Ryan
Ryan by Jakey jakey jakey April 24, 2020
a fucking rat. he’s super chill and sweet and i think that anyone would be able to love him. he’s super good at comforting any person and i think if you had him in your life he’s either your best friend or more ;). you’ve probably had a crush on him, gay or not. he’s pretty damn fine too.
Oh shit, who’s that?”

“Oh, that’s Ryan.”
ryan by sayce boi May 5, 2020