Martin Rumler

A 6'6 black man who is the best fortnite player in the world. He also gets all the pussy in existence, he is so much better than white boy Zain. He is omnitall and omnicool and he should be worshipped as a god #rumlerism

Wow he's like 6'5 and black - he's not nearly as cool as Martin rumler who is 6'6 and black

by Whiteboyzainmughal April 11, 2019

Atlas Rampersad

With the weight of the world on your shoulders, you make the most of every moment and you continuously generate your income through whatever means necessary.

I'm Atlas Rampersad'ing, shits rough but I'm making it work for me, not making it work me!

by Atlas Rampersad August 25, 2019

Robo Rupert

When you put on a Robocop costume after a night out on the town with your partner. While trying to seduce her afterwards, you slowly walk around following her in costume walking like Robocop until she gives up and you make love to her.

I tried minding my own business and walked all around the house but I got Robo Rupert’d

by KidFan777 January 8, 2022

Damian Rumer

An 8th grader who's favorite song is 4 big guys.

Bryson: Why do you love that song so much?
Damian Rumer: It's just so good!

by Darrell DeMoss April 28, 2022

Chubby Rupert

The sexual act of masturbation with a hot dog bun, where you insert "the meat" (penis or labia) betwixt the bun. Provide your own sauce.

Ooooh, I've got some spare buns for later, so I can have a good 'ol Chubby Rupert, hold the mustard.

by Joanna Cuddle October 7, 2023

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014