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thief river falls

A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.
Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."
by Running Things December 5, 2016
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Eel River Beach Club

Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.
The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!
by Lauren and Kelsey January 1, 2006
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Crystal River

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.
There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.
by The Jacketman June 11, 2006
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wading river

home of the woods rats and duck pond dwellers. in the woods rats side of town, you are most likley to find young teens congregating in the woods riding atv's or bicycles its also common to find teens and young adults building treeforts out of scrap wood. the deli is common place for "meeting up" weed is always being smoked, ciggarettes being bummmed, and beer being drank. this side of town is commonly called "the teen streets". in the duck pond dwellers side of town, you will always see cars parked in a parking lot near a pond full of ducks thinking they are cool. they often pop pills, and only leave to migrate to the beach, mcdonalds or hess
by teeennnss betchh October 16, 2008
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Riverside, new jersey

a little 1 square mile town. but within that town lies 7000 illegal immigrates and 3001 drugged out americans. i must honestly tell you this town is very diverse. it's has skin heads, wiggers, nerds, jocks. the high school is still thinks it's 10,000 B.C theres no technology. band geeks are the popular ones in this school jocks are losers. if you dont smoke cigarettes your an outcast. every girl in the town is a super slut. sure there are cool people because most of are chilled. but never come to riverside looking for a fight because no one fights clean. if you wanna get jumped come on in and act tough. the principal in high school does coke.
when you walk into riverside, new jersey you'll be think you walked into the twilight zone.
by Action Basterd January 31, 2010
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dirty river

punching someone in the gut after giving them extremely painful anal sex, causing the to defacate uncontrollably
That no good bitch fucked my brother, so i gave her a dirty river
by caneface April 5, 2003
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Riverdale CA

A small cow town in CA.23 miles south of Fresno.
It smells strongly of cows and the people are not any better.
Simple and close minded,they tend to shy away from outsiders they don't know and seem to enjoy the hobby of making fun of new comers.
From a 2000 census of the town (approximately 2,416 people) the population is less than the number of cows they have in the town.
What is that horrible smell?Oh,It must be Riverdale CA.
by uperoh! September 11, 2009
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