I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)
by theCraw2 August 25, 2009
by Story-Teller January 05, 2015
Maria: Did you have fun at that party last night?
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.
by kiiimbo January 10, 2009
1.having dirty pussina come from your vagina
2. Being really dirty and greasy
3. a word used to describe someone that is really really crazy in the pants.
2. Being really dirty and greasy
3. a word used to describe someone that is really really crazy in the pants.
when i had sex with susana last night she was acting like such a puss ball..
tianna is such a puss ball in bed..
that guy over there, he's such a pussball, he never has a shower
tianna is such a puss ball in bed..
that guy over there, he's such a pussball, he never has a shower
by stinkyfish March 10, 2008
A woman's control over when, where and how sex will be had. Analogous to "purse strings" but pertaining to the pussy.
"Ever since I bought my girl friend something in a little blue box from Tiffany's and she has really loosened the puss strings"
or
"My wife totally tightened the puss strings when she found out I charged a new surfboard for my trip to Fiji."
or
He may wear the pants in the family but his wife still holds the puss strings."
or
"My wife totally tightened the puss strings when she found out I charged a new surfboard for my trip to Fiji."
or
He may wear the pants in the family but his wife still holds the puss strings."
by Frank Gank February 08, 2008
by Zaygh February 18, 2016
1. Noun; the vagina of a huge, fat, whale of a woman; the type of woman which would frequent an all you can eat Chinese buffet
2. Verb; to have sex with a large whale like woman
2. Verb; to have sex with a large whale like woman
You are drunk at the club and last call has just happened and would like to get laid. In your drunken haze you try to have sexual intercourse with a large fat woman or trying to get some of that "Orca Puss".
A large woman walks into a store and you say to her, “Hey baby let me get some of that “Orca Puss”.
A large woman walks into a store and you say to her, “Hey baby let me get some of that “Orca Puss”.
by The Bizzill December 23, 2007