If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"
Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."
Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."
Ho - "Yes Daddy"
Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."
Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."
Ho - "Yes Daddy"
by AnTione Tha Don November 12, 2010
Get the Purse First Ass Lastmug. apperently its what lil' wayne keeps his pistol in when he walks around. its a very fashonable accessory which you can obtain by killing lil' wayne and prying it from his cold dead hands....good luck
by will'wayne February 20, 2011
Get the lil' wayne's boot pursemug. by MONASHKA April 10, 2003
Get the Mexican Change Pursemug. A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
by hollywood doc September 18, 2006
Get the measuring tape in her pursemug. A guy who grabs a couple rubber bands and ties his nuts up to make it swollen and look more like a bag full of coins.
by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
Get the tied up coin pursemug. a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp
Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.
Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.
I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.
Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.
I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.
by band_nerd_15 February 20, 2011
Get the Put Your Purse Downmug. They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.
by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011
Get the hold the purse stringsmug.