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promise?

any time you're getting your dick sucked behind a shed you must ask if they promise.
by b_b_b_b May 11, 2021
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no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !
+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is
by wishmewonder November 9, 2020
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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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promise

the lie you want to keep

2015, Whittier
“promise you will always love me?”
“promise.”
by madeline whither November 19, 2020
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Avi Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
"Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was an Avi promise. It's the thought that counts"
by The oll knowing September 6, 2020
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