Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

Procrastination

I'll put up a new word later.

I'll upload this later. Procrastination

by SubMachineFrost January 31, 2016

Procrastination

Simply fucking lazy with no ambition or drive to start and/or finsh goals.

JIM: Why do that today when i can push it off until tomorrow and possibly start the following day?
BOB: You're the procrastination king!
JIM: ??...I'll dignify that comment with a response after i learn what the fuck it means...later on, obviously.

by Hugh Jayniss October 9, 2016

procrastination

Probably what you're doing right now. (I am too.)

The biggest assignment of the course is due tomorrow and I haven't started but I'm doing this right now.

I hate procrastination.

by im procrastinating January 8, 2017

Procrastination

What I'm doing right now

I'm supposed to be putting together a trifold board for a major project that's worth like half my grade, but instead I'm on here making this entry. I haven't even started the board, and it's due tomorrow! Procrastination is key.

by Tammysalad March 20, 2017

Procrastination

Procrastination is when you are healthy mentaly, physically, and emotionally. Have motivation and will power, and are perfectly capable to get your task done. But don't feel like you have to.

I.e. you have an exam or big test in two weeks, you could study for most of that time but don't because the test is two weeks away. So you put of studying until the night before or two days before. Procrastination

by Nadia. August 6, 2018

The Procrastination Guild

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".

Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild

by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008