E-Pression

one who acts depressed to gain attention to a certain audience on the internet

1. man have you noticed jeff lately, i swear hes E-Pression

2. yeah jeffs E-Pression is reall coming advancing, its really gay, he's just trying to get sympathy from lindsay

by jackmckoo92yo April 4, 2009

ud-pression

The feeling of depression you get after a word you submitted to Urban Dictionary is rejected. Symptoms are usually extreme sadness, loneliness, and the feeling that things will only get worse.

Blake: *sigh*| Edwin: What's the matter?|Blake: The editors at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for FOBU.|Edwin: Sorry to hear about your ud-pression. Better luck next time I guess.

by Mr Sackboy May 11, 2010

Man-pression

When a man is depressed for the following reasons:

1.)Favorite pet died
2.)Just discovered he's going bald
3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game
4.)Denied a raise
5.)Lost all his investments
6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog

Friend 1: Man, Joe's man-pression is really bad.

Friend 2: Yeah, Daisy left him and took the dog.

by wswrigley September 9, 2010

Dip-pression

The Sudden and Overwhelming conviction that there is no Caramel core to life, and you'll probably spend your time in quiet confusion.

1: I am in Dip-pression
2: Did you just say Depression or *Dip-Pression*
1: Depression isnt a word you idiot

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <( And I oop September 8, 2019

Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.

Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.

by Jester320320 August 5, 2009

professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007

superscalar processor

A form of parallel processing using a single computer processor containing multiple pipelines. Intel's 80486 and Pentium processors were of this type.
Also called superscalar architecture.

Superscalar processors can reduce bottlenecks and increase throughput.

by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters May 13, 2005