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Edge Police

An Internet police that will arrest you for being edgy. Careful when you make something edgy.
Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
mugGet the Edge Policemug.

Police Zoomer

A Twitter person who digs up some stuff From a guy or girl to want an apology and to educate them.
Police Zoomer: Omg fitz said the r slur to himself!

Guy: Leave Twitter.
by Levinity March 31, 2021
mugGet the Police Zoomermug.

Joke Police

One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.

Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.

People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.

The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."

C: "That's not a joke!"

A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
mugGet the Joke Policemug.

Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness
Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"
by pie r squared October 16, 2020
mugGet the Word Policemug.

Chip police

The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.
The chip police is hunting julia mocos down
by julia mocos March 14, 2021
mugGet the Chip policemug.

Police witch

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.
by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022
mugGet the Police witchmug.

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles
crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank
by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009
mugGet the crayon policemug.

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