Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.

Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.

by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025

morgan pierce

A slow girl who can’t pronounce stump and is the destroyer of puss

Morgan pierce can come and get this puss once she deals with that stump- dirty black man

by Kooterdaddy May 1, 2024

triangle piercing

A triangle piercing is one of several forms of genital piercing applied to the vulva. It is a horizontal piercing that passes from side to side, beneath the base of the clitoral hood tissue where it meets the inner labia and under the clitoris. the triangle piercing have the capacity to increase sensation, pleasure, and orgasmic response. These piercings are highly anatomically dependent, and not all vulvas are configured to accommodate them

I’m thinking of getting the triangle piercing!

by The Greasy Stranger May 14, 2024

Pierce

A sigma male, typically the most racist and homophobic guy in the friend group.

"Did you hear about Pierce?"
"Yeah, I heard he hates gay niggers!"

by MustardJr May 19, 2024

pierce test

A secondary Review of a friend’s potential dating partner by an unbiased source.

Hey did she pass the Pierce test?

by 2dicksandalie March 7, 2024

Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'

guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

pierce

he is a sweet loving boy. he cares about you deeply. he loves the Lord with all of his heart. he plays football. he has the most gorgeous eyes you can look into. you can stare into them all day. his laugh is so contagious it is hard not to laugh. he is overall a great friend. and someone i’m glad i have a crush on.

pierce is a kind fellow

by anonymous October 15, 2025