Vegitales physics

When a character can pick up and move objects, but they have no visible hands nor telekinesis. Examples include Vegitales, (obviously) Homestar Runner, and most Angry Birds animations on their YouTube channel. (Toons, Slingshot Stories, etc,.)
Madness Combat doesn't count, since while they don't have arms, they still have hands.

"How the fuck is he picking that up?! He doesn't even have any hands!"
"Oh, this show uses Vegitales Physics."
"The hell is 'Vegitales Physics'? What are you, stupid?"

by jeffystreet123 November 1, 2021

physics phairy tale

A physics idea such as string theory that is argued against in the same irrational and defensive manner as a rookie theist in an atheist debate group.

String theory is a physics phairy tale

by Charlotte Dancer July 1, 2015

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018

Physics

Some random words that were added to math, just to make depressed kids

Ayo are you sad
No, i am physics

by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022

physical arrangements

Giving your significant other make up sex or showing them lots of attention

My girl mad at me, instead of giving her edible arrangements, I'm going to give her physical arrangements

by the method August 5, 2017

physics

a place to give handjobs

Hey did you hear about Dish giving George a handjob in physics?

by jishnosie May 8, 2018