Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

pocket pasta

a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.

Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.

by TR00TH May 28, 2019

soggy pasta

Circle of men nut on pasta last one to nut eats the pasta.

You won't know what's nut and what's cheese. Soggy pasta is a soggy soggy tortilla but with pasta instead.

by Dead boo December 16, 2017

Pasta Packets of Cheese

A new name invented by a dumb person that actually just means ravioli.

"Dude, I LOVE Pasta Packets of Cheese!"

by ilikesk1ttless January 25, 2025

Alessio de pasta

A specific kind of fishy pasta that is poorly cooked🤮🤮🤮🤮

Ewww this is such an Alessio de pasta moment bruh😒🫱🫱

by mcquacken13 December 7, 2023

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019