Orally Challenged

This is when you are beyond autistic to the point in which you cannot speak. People who are orally challenged tend to lick their shoulders and spunk fairly often.

Yo dude you are so orally challenged

by Yung shovel cock May 31, 2018

Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.

Not fair...we had an oral contract.

by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012

coral oral

A oral given near coral. Usually underwater in hawaii

Damn she gave me a hot coral oral

by TanaAAAAAAAAf May 27, 2018

oral pyrotechnics

To be sick: possibly is a violent or projectile way and maybe even producing a wide range of colours and textures.
See also chunder

Me: How are you feeling today?
Friend: Not good, I had a bad case of the oral pyrotechnics last night, there was carrot EVERYWHERE

by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007

oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.

As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

orally inclined

-Prefers giving AND getting oral sex opposed to intercourse.

-Either is more interested in, gets more pleasure from, or is much more exprienced at mouth stimulation.

You're not orally inclined? Why do they still make you?

~That was great eating.~
But of course. I'm orally inclined.

-Whatever happened to |a feminine name here|?

We didn't work out. She wouldn't BBBJCIM but I would always DATY.
-So you weren't orally inclined?

No, we weren't orally aligned.

(Both laugh...)

by RedBeardedOne May 31, 2016

panic oral

Blacking out or passing out for a second during sex..panicking

Then giving oral sex

I passed out for a second during sex and woke up and gave him some panic oral

by Ronald89 May 18, 2019