pot noodle

the food of kings who r skint

"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"

by sam.f June 08, 2003

Fuck Pot

Fuck pot: An individual who is as big an asshole as s/he is an idiot. They cannot be trusted with even the simplest of tasks, as their inferior brain's cannot process the requirement to actually think. It is a bad idea to give them any form of responsibility, as it is a certainty that they will fuck it up. Do not let them drive, be in charge of any major organisations or lend them anything. Letting them out in public is up to your discretion, but we highly advise against it.

Person A: "Hey, could you lend me that ********** CD?"
Person B: "No. You are a fuck pot. I'll never get it back"
Person A: *drool* "Butterfly!"
Person B: *face-palm*

by Starkid Tamie February 17, 2011

pot head

me.
a person who smokes a lot of weed.

i am really stoned.
caleb:im hungry
me:lets order some chinse
caleb:order some chines to do what?
clint:caleb your a fuckin pothead

by smokslotaweed April 18, 2003

sex pot

A sexy hot person. NOT someone who nessessarily like sex all the time (although she might) , but one who just is frekin hot

me: dat girl is a sex pot fo sho
brother: dam straight!

by bobie November 20, 2004

pot holder

jeez. its something you use to hold a hot pan of mac and cheese or somethin.... its not marijuana ralated

i need a pot holder, tim, this pan is hot

by scrambled eggs August 22, 2006

pot snob

one who only wants to smoke the best buds out there, and won't go anywhere near nasty ass schwag, B/C buds, and what some crackheads would call "mids".

"Jenna, check out the sack I just picked up! Let's get high!!"

"Oh, fuck that shit man, you know I'm a pot snob, that dirt weed will only give me a fuckin headache."

by jenna420 June 18, 2007

honey pot

The testicular sack, when heavy and swollen with saline, which is injected for this effect.

I can't return the movies because I have a huge honey pot on.

by cloudstrife69 November 10, 2007