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action lag

When you are playing a FPS game smoothly, but you start to lag as soon as someone starts shooting you, causing your death.
Nice, 60 FPS man!
Oh, someone is shooting me... WOAH WOAH, 2 FPS WTH,
*dies*
fucking action lag
by ybcuber September 17, 2018
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Jail-lag

Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.
After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.
by NoMoreFederalGovernment! September 5, 2013
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lag (dev)

lag (dev) is an amazing cs3 developer. he works alongside cloudburst and blue who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie experience.
"lag (dev) is so amazing"
- jonathan stephens
"lag (dev) turns me on"
- katie sterling
by TotallyNotJpants October 17, 2022
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Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing
hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night
by Xx_EV13_xX October 2, 2020
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jolty lag

Are you suffering from a severe case of jolty lag?

Jolty lag is when you're in a game or rocket league and your car and the ball jumps forward at random times. Not to be confused with normal lag.
Mate I was severing from the worst case of jolty lag on Rocket League last night
by MLG_Sam August 17, 2016
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Cock Lag

When a man is getting tired while having sex and his hips start to slow to choppy spaced thrusts.
"I mean he's hot on the outside but he has Cock Lag so it isn't worth it"
"Bro, I wanted to fuck her so hard but I was getting hella Cock Lag"
by Yuulu November 30, 2016
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Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.
Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.
by ThePerfectionist November 15, 2010
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