Demented Foal Fountain (DFF)

When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,

Oh man I was like demented foal fountain (DFF) in that cubicle! Mess everywhere...

by Yellowbedwetter November 10, 2019

missing water fountain knob

oakville ont. slang, someone who gets ripped apart for liking neil young

dave; yo i cant beleive how amazing neil young is!

omar; you are stupid, first off, keep on rocking in the free world sounds like a wham song

evan; oh and he has a fan base of TWO you and your dad

by cowmow October 9, 2004

Fountain Fort Carson High School

Its very very crowded.

Fountain Fort Carson High School is like a can of anchovies.

by kbeansy January 7, 2010

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

by Infobucket January 16, 2010

The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it

"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

by Asriel379 February 7, 2020

on the fountain

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.

I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.

by Garema February 12, 2010

skeet fountain

a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.

Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.

by Sir Squarepants July 1, 2009