shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

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Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

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Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

by mell0drama September 8, 2016

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Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

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