Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

Zoom Mullet

A hairstyle for attending Zoom or other video calls. Your hair in the front is style while your hair in the back remains a mess.

I hope there is no reason for me to turn around on this Zoom call because if I do everyone is going to realize I am sporting my Zoom Mullet today.

by CaJenGirl October 11, 2021

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom meet

To meet for a video teleconference in the application "Zoom."

Which version is best, "Jessica and I will zoom meet in 1.5 hours," or "I will zoom meet Jessica in 1.5 hours"?

by but for April 2, 2021

Zoomed

High as shit

Boy you were zoomed after you got that bong last night

by Heyguuuurrlll November 1, 2017

Zoom

A cow fart.

The farmer laughed as the cow let out a loud zoom in the pasture.

by gogeta121 February 6, 2025