Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Zoom-Tubing

Whipping it out during a zoom call.

He was caught Zoom-Tubing yesterday!

by Butler! October 20, 2020

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

zoom

fast noise

*zoom*

by Meriam-Websterr November 2, 2020

Zoom

Zoom could be when you "zoom in the screen" which means you get a image closer or more but Zoom is also an meeting app wich destroyed many student's and teacher's lives.

X:Hi, wanna come to the park later?
Y:Sorry, I can't, I have a Zoom meeting later and I need to get ready

X:How are Zoom classes?
Teacher:I hate them,the students can't understand that much.

by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 November 2, 2020

Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

zoom mirror

someone who constantly plays with or checks their hair in the camera during a zoom meeting

Dude kept checking his hair during the meeting in the zoom mirror

by jokergman October 13, 2020