by rocola22 January 03, 2021
Today whenever you see someone by the name Aliźe you are allowed to sit on them and yell “d0ink!!” 🐸
by uhohstinkyyy_godly October 22, 2019
A day where we acknowledge the gay babies that are in prison! The reason they were put in prison is for subbing to t series and being too pc
Yo Ronnie tomorrow is April 29th! You know what that means?! We have to go to the county prison and honor the gay babies thrown in prison! They fought a real war
by Sucky sucky I like ten Bucky April 11, 2019
The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.
It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.
by The Realest No-Name October 18, 2019
by Amiah uwu October 29, 2019
December 29th is the day that we represent the forgotten people, the ones who’s birthday is forgotten because it is after Christmas and before New Year’s Eve
Person: Oh man did you hear he was born on December 29th
Person 2: Oh yeah I feel bad for that kid
Person 3: it’s ok because people born on that day are total losers
Person 2: Oh yeah I feel bad for that kid
Person 3: it’s ok because people born on that day are total losers
by Slap my patella November 12, 2019