September 29

If you’re born on this day, you’re a fucking loser.

Oh you were born on September 29, wow you fucking loser.

by rocola22 January 3, 2021

November 29

Today whenever you see someone by the name Aliźe you are allowed to sit on them and yell “d0ink!!” 🐸

November 29th I’m gonna go sit on Aliźe and she’s gonna get mad. Uh ohhh stinkyyy

by uhohstinkyyy_godly October 21, 2019

April 29

A day where we acknowledge the gay babies that are in prison! The reason they were put in prison is for subbing to t series and being too pc

Yo Ronnie tomorrow is April 29th! You know what that means?! We have to go to the county prison and honor the gay babies thrown in prison! They fought a real war

by Sucky sucky I like ten Bucky April 11, 2019

March 29

The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.

It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.

by The Realest No-Name October 17, 2019

November 29

ew

november 29

by johi October 16, 2019

January 29

National Vsco girl day

If you where born January 29 looks like your a vsco girl

by Amiah uwu October 29, 2019

December 29

December 29th is the day that we represent the forgotten people, the ones who’s birthday is forgotten because it is after Christmas and before New Year’s Eve

Person: Oh man did you hear he was born on December 29th

Person 2: Oh yeah I feel bad for that kid

Person 3: it’s ok because people born on that day are total losers

by Slap my patella November 12, 2019