Woke Lord is a title (self proclaimed or given) to someone whose thoughts, speach and actions embody 'wokeness' (see woke). Not to be confused with enlightenment or a genuine spiritual awakening; a Woke Lord's world view is used to leverage the moral high ground in every imaginable situation.
Leah: That man was friendly.
Woke Lord: You would be too if you were the benefactor of a western patriarchal system design and maintained for you and your success.
Woke Lord: You would be too if you were the benefactor of a western patriarchal system design and maintained for you and your success.
by Loke Word May 11, 2022
A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.
by Aknut47 May 30, 2022
A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
When a woke person says something ridiculous and you push back against them, and then they react by calling you names and refusing to debate.
Alice: All white people are racist.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.
by itinerant_arbuthnot October 10, 2022
''Damn Jacksfilmz you lookin finna woke tonight!''
"Damn gurl are you Finna cuz you just woke my Dinna"
"Damn gurl are you Finna cuz you just woke my Dinna"
by astantv February 21, 2018
by Jadynisc00l April 02, 2018
She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023