gooch noodles 

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.

i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night

gooch noodles by leek nivek May 24, 2009

touch noodle 

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot

"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"

touch noodle by Kobra936 January 31, 2018

Shit Noodle 

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.

Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."

Shit Noodle by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009

noodle whip

When you are eating spaghetti or other noodles, and you suck the noodles up so hard that they smack your cheeks and either stick, get sauce on, or grease up your face.

slow down on those noodles; you're going to get some serious noodle whip!

noodle whip by taylove24 April 3, 2006

noodle munchers 

people of chinese origin

Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'

noodle munchers by noodle munching mam February 27, 2011

Pot Noodler 

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

Pot Noodler by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

Pool Noodle Ejaculation 

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

Pool Noodle Ejaculation by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013