Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.

Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.

Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"

by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014

Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.

"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."

by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010

Slate job

The act of holding and reading aloud the text of a flim set marker.

Damn! Courtney gives GREAT slate jobs!

by RizziTreeFarm December 15, 2010

Explosion Job

A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.

Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.

by ap0llo April 24, 2011

Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.

I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.

by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010

Freeze Job

A freeze Job occurs when a girl gives a guy a handjob when she is so cold that she cant feel her hands but does it anyways

They were in the woods in mid-november and she ended up giving him a Freeze Job

by King58 October 30, 2010