Purple Mushroom 

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

Purple Mushroom by donny iris January 27, 2005

mushroomhead 

Indescribably increadable band, there pain is my pain

Mushroomhead fans are way fucking cooler than slipknot fans!

BTW i added i kick ass mushroomhead wallpaper i made for all you hardcore mushroomhead fans out there

mushroomhead by gqmetalhead September 6, 2005

blue mushroom 

see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. It is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect penis.

did you see the mark on her face?, that must've been a blue mushroom

blue mushroom by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

shiitake mushrooms 

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)

Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

shiitake mushrooms by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010

mushroomhead 

The best band ever,they're music cannot be labeled because that thorw so many things in and make it work.They were formed in Cleveland in 1993.

Currently,the band is made up of:

Waylon-vocals
Jeffrey Nothing-vocals
Gravy-guitar
Bronson-guitar(Originally dancer,then sampler before moving to guitar)
Pig Benis-bass
Skinny-drums
Schmotz-keyboards
Stitch-samples/turntables

Former members:

J Mann-vocals
JJ Righteous-guitar
Dinner-guitar
Mr.Murdernickel-bass
DJ Lethal-turntables on the song "Bwomp"
Roxy-dancer
Chamberlain-dancer

They're releases are:

Mushroomhead(1995)
Superbuick(1996)
Remix(1997)
M3(1999)
XX(Eclipse version,2000)
XX(Universal version,2001)
Remix 2000(Reissue of Remix,2002)
XIII(2003)

New album is currently being made and the long awaited DVD should be out soon!

Mushroomhead is the greatest band ever

mushroomhead by 137 March 29, 2005

Magic Mushrooms 

Mushrooms that contain psilocybin which cause severe hallucinations.

You see a whole new world filled with warped perspectives and colors when you consume magic mushrooms.

It's really trippy

Bob: Hey what's this?
Ted: Magic mushrooms.
Bob: Are they actually magic?
Ted: Oh yeah.

*Bob consumes a magic mushroom and sees neon yellow birds in the sky pooping weed and rainbows coming out of a chimney*

Magic Mushrooms by reehannaa March 30, 2017

mushroom club 

Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....

"So, Slick, which mushroom club are you with?"

mushroom club by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008