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gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap
flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet
by thheo June 30, 2022
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muppetic irony

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)
Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!
by Jeemus LeBouche March 25, 2007
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Stinky Muppet

When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.
That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.
by High G. Wrection March 27, 2019
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dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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Muppet Juice

Muppet juice is the term used to describe liquid methamphetamine that is used for injection purposes. It's often used by people that inject methamphetamine directly into the bloodstream using a hypodermic syringe.

The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice
Hey ___ I star a new job on Monday, ya think you can front me a gram of that Muppet juice til next Friday??
by Bluemnmz888 November 8, 2021
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muppet dick

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.
by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024
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Muppet

1. Puppet characters inc. Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy
2. A friendlier way of calling someone dumb/foolish
“Oi Drew, stop being a muppet”
by }i{ EL April 16, 2022
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