muppet

an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit

tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat

by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020

Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024

Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors

She’s a muppet

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

Muppet

Person or persons whose behaviour is largely controlled by the 'All Rock God Puppeteer' Muzza.

'Did you hear Jack defending Muzza's feelings?'

'What a Muppet!'

by Kayye May December 1, 2020

Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

by Richree July 26, 2008

Muppet Master

An Engineering term of endearment used by Engineers to describe the Manager.

We best ask the Muppet Master to show us how to fix this, it looks really complex.

by RDRTakeDown February 13, 2018

Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet

by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016