butt-muncher

1. Someone who munches butt.
2. An insult to usless people (see example).
"Papas, of Kalgoorlie, is a butt-muncher"
by knowitall March 08, 2007
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carpet muncher

one who gets the munchies for the anatomy of a female
Jerrica is a carpet muncher.
by Carpet Muncher Supreme January 10, 2006
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Star Muncher

The act of disguising one's moral beliefs... and sense of smell, manning up, and lowering the mouth device towards another's anus for anal intrusion. The tongue must penetrate the anus (which resembles a star fish)-note: key for the receiver's stimulation - This act can be performed on any creature and in any environment. Best bet...not to disclose this information to any peers under the age of 16 as it will inevitably be misinterpreted as homosexuality and out right disgusting.
Man... I knew Rick ate a ton of pussy in his late teens but c'mon Sandy...Now he's a fuckin' Star Muncher??? He's gonna need a diaper for his upper lip if he wants to graduate on time.
by JayKay215 March 09, 2009
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cookie muncher

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him
Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher
by Urmomispoo69 March 10, 2019
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butt muncher

one who partakes of the butt specialties....especially the rectum ring and hershey highway
boy I would like to dive into that rump roast and be a butt muncher
by pooty professors May 23, 2009
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carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...
get a load of that carpet muncher!
by salope May 22, 2008
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box muncher

She dumped me for another woman, the fuckin' box muncher!
by Nate June 10, 2003
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