Brent Mules

the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video

fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out

fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him

fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova

fan 1:agreed

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by deblob3 May 25, 2025
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Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
by LustyLes March 27, 2013
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2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.
Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?
by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022
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MULE

Opposite of a ‘GOAT’ (Greatest Of All Time)

MULE:

Most
Underwhelming
Likeness
Ever
That guy aint the goat, that’s the mule
by fvngvs July 12, 2025
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The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.
Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.
by The deplorables July 27, 2022
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Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.
by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022
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mule driver

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long
by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013
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