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Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"
by Velgost March 15, 2014
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Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013
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muff muncher

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind
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Muff Mingler

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.
He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 26, 2012
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coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff
She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*
by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019
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jenner muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"
by byrdnuge September 25, 2015
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muff bluffer

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!
by kermit999 December 15, 2009
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