Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022

Strawberry mountain

Your dumb as hell.

Strawberry mountain.

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021

Fuck Mountain

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013

Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant

He is a mountain dushbag

by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022

Hogback Mountain

The woodsball branch of the big three paintball places in Virginia. They have 14 fields and over 70 acres of land. Most well known for their Normandy Big game they also have Santa Vs Grinch for Christmas, Human Vs Zombie for Halloween, and they also have the Vietnam game. All and all it's cheap but it's really fun, but if you go bring clothes you don't care about because their is 100% chance you will get dirty.

If you want Speedball in Virginia go to Pev's .
If you want Scenario fields go to Skyline Drive.
If you want Woodsball go to Hogback Mountain baby!

by Russian friend January 14, 2013