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eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die
by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019
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National Kissing Month

The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want
Me: Bro guess what it’s national kissing month
Friend: Really I got to go find me some girls
by Ballerboy 537 November 1, 2019
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KICK SAM MONTH

IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER, YOU CAN KICK SOMEONE NAMED SAM!!!
Joe: Its november!
Sam: SHIT ITS KICK SAM MONTH!!
by gayhehehehe November 3, 2019
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Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝
Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!
by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021
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Worst Month Ever

The same as worst day ever, but it's in usage when the entire month so far, sucks because of every small mistake you did on the day before.
I got fired two days ago, because I did a prank on April fools day. When i applied to a new job the next day, I didn't get it because I couldn't sleep the day before. Today I got banned on my favorite website for a false claim, of something that happened yesterday. Worst Month Ever so far.
by I'm funny I swear April 4, 2021
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Spit on Dan month

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan
Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*
by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022
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the 26th of every month

Me: happy national Ranboo day bestie 🤪
Them: yes, Ranboo.

Me, Yes, the 26th of every month🤩
by Bappy January 6, 2022
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