Mongolian sweater

a term that describes a thick layer of vomit coating one’s voluminous chest hair

Eric woke up wearing a Mongolian sweater after binging on pizza and chasing it with tequila shots.

by Mrs. Mongolian Sweater July 6, 2018

Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.

Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.

by tuckandleoandaj January 20, 2024

Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.

I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.

With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.

by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018

Mongolian Vacation

A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011

Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?

Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.

by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011

Mongolian brothers

when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed

i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.

by blackstever December 19, 2012