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Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.
Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.
by Beezunquette August 8, 2023
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Mongolian meat stick

3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them
Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!
by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024
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Mongolian Mouth Music

The sounds of receiving oral sex while throwing up and or pulling trig
I got way too drunk last night, but that skank Bethany gave me that Mongolian Mouth Music
by Tuckajleo May 10, 2024
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Reverse Mongolian Butterfly

A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly is an incredibly complex sex position, which multiple steps are needed to preform said position.

Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex
Woman: Ehh, maybe, but not anything boring like doggystyle

Man: Perchance, a RMB?

Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!
by 8ty May 11, 2024
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Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.
Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!
by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024
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Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker
I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick
by Hot Mongolian June 7, 2022
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Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.
“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking
by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026
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