Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

Mongolian Flicker goon

When a mongolian throat singer uses his throat vibrations to flick his fingers to goon his cock.

Hey Ankhbayar, Teach me how to mongolian flicker goon.

by jace boteko January 19, 2025

mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.

That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive

by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

Mongolian dry pancake

Wrapping and rubbing a dry pancake around your wiener until you make syrup

Jameson just released a fat load onto Mr. Yo after trying the Mongolian dry pancake

by Pubelicker94 May 28, 2025