When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian Crotch Incubator mug.Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.
by tuckandleoandaj January 20, 2024
Get the Mongolian mouth music mug.Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018
Get the mongolian shimmy mug.A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011
Get the Mongolian Vacation mug.when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed
i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.
by blackstever December 19, 2012
Get the Mongolian brothers mug.A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly is an incredibly complex sex position, which multiple steps are needed to preform said position.
Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex
Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex
Woman: Ehh, maybe, but not anything boring like doggystyle
Man: Perchance, a RMB?
Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!
Man: Perchance, a RMB?
Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!
by 8ty May 11, 2024
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