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Reverse Mongolian Butterfly

A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly is an incredibly complex sex position, which multiple steps are needed to preform said position.

Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex
Woman: Ehh, maybe, but not anything boring like doggystyle

Man: Perchance, a RMB?

Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!
by 8ty May 11, 2024
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Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.
Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.
by tuckandleoandaj January 20, 2024
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Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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mongolian firebird

a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.
Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
by Patient Xero June 9, 2016
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mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018
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