Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021

Tana Mongeau

She Likes to get toothbrushed

TANA MONGEAU I GOT FUCKED BY A TOOTHBRUSH

by BELUGGA December 3, 2021

Collaborative Monogamy

A symbiotic relationship found in the concept of vastness where both partners benefit. Each person in the relationship is enabled to be their best selves through collaboration, communication and openness. This kind of relationship is founded on the principles of balance and harmony.

Collaborative Monogamy is the best way to find freedom in a relationship.

Relationships only succeed when both parties are happy and collaborative monogamy achieves that

by Vasthoe June 12, 2022

Aquarius Monogamy

A term describing "semi-ethical"cheating. It's when a someone cheats on their partner, but is completely upfront and honest about it.

Jack displayed aquarius monogamy when he asked Jill to buy some more condoms, because he used the other ones, when he slept with Alice.

by el samich dirty January 29, 2023

Bi-monogamy

Basically polyamory, but for when a bisexual person prefers only one male partner and one female partner. Once achieved, their polycule feels complete.

Look at Karly in her loving partnership with her husband and her girlfriend! Her bi-monogamy polycule is complete!

by unintelligible gibberish February 17, 2023

local monogamy

The idea that one can only have one partner in one place

I adhere to local monogamy: I have one partner in California and one in Europe.

by snapebysnape November 12, 2023