moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 07, 2014

Moist Muffins

A term used to confirm/agree to something

Joel: Hey Jon, you coming to band practice saturday?

Jon: You bet I am!

Joel: Moist Muffins!

by Faglips McGee November 11, 2011

Moist Baguette

Someone who is not considered attractive.

Why do you think he is cute? He looks like a moist baguette.

by A Moist Baguette September 21, 2016

moist spanky

The act of ejaculating in ones hand and forcibly smacking your partner's buttocks with enough velocity to make the semen fly from the hand, like high-fiving someone with a hand full of foaming soap, thus creating a mess that you are now stuck with.

Jackie was making me so horny, so I cummed in my hand smacked her ass, what a moist spanky!
moist spank semen

by yoho20 October 01, 2014

moist suck

when a lady or a man lights a mans pubes on fire and puts it out with a lot of saliva while yelling o baby and blowing that shit up!

Martha I got the lighter... Time for a moist suck

by scukmynuggets May 04, 2017

Moist bagel

A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater

Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.

by MoistBagelLover December 17, 2017