Mission accomplished

When you take a shit and when you wipe there is nothing there.

Hey Jessica I just took a mission accomplished and I feel great!

by rainbow_skunk_ass_nigga December 3, 2011

Mormon Missionary

Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners

when I went to Utah, some girl ask me if i wanted to go Mormon Missionary.

by makari August 14, 2008

Mission For Jesus

Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short

Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"

by me too 2 June 17, 2009

Mission

I actually gave a shit about you fake people It made me happy to keep the peace and make you all feel loved.

It was my mission to change the world .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 8, 2019

Reverse missionary position

A sex position where a black male and a white female were previously having sexual intercourse in the doggy style position, then the male pushes the female down onto her stomach and pulls her legs back; the missionary position with the female on her stomach.

Fuck the missionary position, taking it from behind in the reverse missionary position is so much better!

by patches93856 November 28, 2010

Mission

its reallly long and it takes effort to do it

thats a mission to to do i really aint doing that

by takez May 8, 2008

mormon missionary

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."

by caseycox August 4, 2006