Miami Cola

Cocaine

Chad: Bro, I got some Miami cola for the party.

Justin: Hell yeah dude, I love coke.

by Pineapplepanda April 18, 2022

Miami Beating

(1) When you play a game and you not score over 20 points and let your opponent score over 40. (2)The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons. (3) a skunk (4) a wash(5) a blow out. (6) To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.

Thomas played rummy with James and took a Miami Beating not scoring one point.

by yesbigdaddy September 12, 2021

Miami hurricane

Receiving oral sex while smoking crack

She gave me a Miami hurricane I lit my hit and she sucked me off it was amazing

by Crazy blonde freak July 22, 2022

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

miami tugboat

a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,

miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling

by sir wizard sleeve November 21, 2009

Miami clapping

Late 80s/early 90s dancing accompaniment, mostly occurring (or at least originating) in gay bars, where dancers would raise their arms and clap rhythmically to instrumental parts of songs while dancing.

You used to always see crowds in dance clubs Miami clapping to old school house music.

by Luckys.m0m June 1, 2023

Miami Fresh

Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.

Douche: "hai girl you be looking hot!"
Girl: "OMG Becky he so Miami fresh ugh."

by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019