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by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Melissa

Melissa may look intimidating but trust me, she's very caring. She laughs over funny jokes.
by Quickchow October 20, 2021
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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Melissa/Mel

is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine
Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above
by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021
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melissa

please don’t tell me you’re a melissa
i am a melissa..and i am proud!, pls accept me…
by hahstag June 21, 2021
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Melissa kate

Melissa Kate is a loyal friend who is someone you can come to talk to about anything. Melissa Kate hates to see others hurt or

struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.
"Oh you need help with something"?
Go ask Melissa Kate, if there's a way she will find it!
by Bluepineapples4420 June 29, 2021
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