Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

American Meatball

The moment of a porn video where, upon the male actor receiving the sacrament of oral sex, pulls his genitals out of the poor madame's mouth and proceeds to rub his testicles across her face whilst her tongue is outstretched.

Porn Director: "This scene is looking great! Let's close it out with some American Meatball action, give her a towel, and call it a day."

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew December 2, 2022

Meatball-Muncher

The definition of a rotund Italian that eats a lot of meatballs! Occasionally you’ll find a Meatball-Muncher with pieces of Meatball in their mustache/beard.

Sofia: Oh my! Did you see that meatball-muncher?
Lauren: Yes! He looks like Uncle Guido! He was such a Meatball-Muncher..
Sofia: I miss uncle guido :(

by whiteclawbitch April 9, 2022

Meatball Programming

"Meatball Programming" is to programming what "Meatball Surgery" was to surgery on the TV series M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972 to 1983.

It is a hasty, ad-hoc approach to coding in which quick fixes are implemented without proper planning, documentation, testing, or regard for long-term system stability. These fixes are pushed up to the Live environment in record time, and they are focused solely on immediate problem resolution.

Our website is down again. The boys in the back room are doing some meatball programming to get it working again before we piss off even more users.

by Oil City April 2, 2025

Cloudy Meatballs

When a man ejaculates in the face of his partner and then proceeds to teabag him or her between the eyes.

He came in her face, and knew it was the perfect time to introduce her to the cloudy meatballs. Bro dude.

by Anon Good Nurse September 29, 2013

Meatball slider

The act of dipping one's testicles in a woman's vagina while on her period. Then proceeding to slide them across her forhead.

*preferably while exclaiming, "MAMA MIA!"

Tony gives some of the best meatball sliders in town.

by Donald Keadik November 25, 2023

meatball manwhore

Racist name for a person of an Italian ethnic background who tends to sleep around a lot.

Omg Rico is having sex with Maria while he is dating Cher.
I thought he was dating Jenny?
The fucking meatball manwhore.
lol I see what you did there.

by Shiva Leon June 21, 2016