Max

A boy who used to be the most amazing person in the world. A boy who used to make me laugh. A boy who never ever made me cry, except when he made a joke, then we would laugh till we did. A boy who has incredible hazel eyes that I used to think were honest. A caring person who has lost his way in life. A boy who broke my heart. An absolute jerk. Someone who can draw. Someone who never takes anything seriously, which used to be funny but is now immature and obnoxious. Someone who I lost before I had him. Someone who makes you think he's fallen for you, then goes and kisses your best friend. Someone who dumps you and then dates your best friend. Someone who you should stay away from unless you want to get hurt. Someone who lies. A heart breaker.

guy: why are you crying?
girl: because...
guy: is it max again?
girl: yep.
guy: well you're so pretty, he doesn't deserve you.
girl: i still love him.

max: HEYY GUYS!!! WHAT'S CRACKIN?
guy: can't you see she's crying?
max: yeah, so?
(max leaves)

guy: and you like him?

girl: yeah... :(

by wishingonastar November 22, 2011

Max

A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.

Girl: Max told me he loved me last night!
Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.

by BrokenHeartedLiedTo February 19, 2011

Max

Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the L Word.

I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max.
She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.

by Ashley Joy May 20, 2007

Max

Max = Fail

Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock"
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"

I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max

by NFloor April 27, 2010

The Max

The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max

The Max is the baddest mother fucker i've ever seen

by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008

Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater May 31, 2019

Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020