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NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)
You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??
by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025
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Chamdi matter

Hindi slur used for men who simp for women
Arrey chamdi matter se Durr raho bhai (brother stay away from chamdi matter)
by Soukun March 1, 2024
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No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.
No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.
by Bah Zah October 22, 2023
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Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.
Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2023
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Matter

Anything that has weight and takes up space.
Person 1: ay bro did u know we matter

Person 2: man stfu no one cares about your nerdy shit

Person 1: .....
by urbandici March 10, 2023
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