Matter is what the universe is built of. Matter comes in three forms: Solid, Liquid and Gas.
Also see: antimatter
Also see: antimatter
by ActualWordMeanings September 6, 2022
Get the mattermug. by DeeboTheGoose January 20, 2023
Get the Nothing Else Mattersmug. 
But I don't!? How about come visit the creator of AI and give me my credit and money? How about come and explain to me why these news pundits you're talking to are watching me take a shit in my own home?
Hym "Garcia matters but don't let that motherfucker set foot in America until I get my credit and my money! You fuck-ass politician need to stop letting these retards steal shit. One of them is a sister molester. The other 2 stole everything they have. The sister molester also stole everything he has. Seriously, I will stab so many fucking kids if that motherfucker gets out before I get paid."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
Get the Garcia Mattersmug. I was wondering how much of a real lawyer are you. Are you real as in professional, or real as in concrete matter?
by KaisertheChad November 24, 2022
Get the Concrete Mattermug. a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
Get the Splatter of matter on the wallmug. The miscellaneous unknown substances that you find inside frat houses. Said substances are often composed of beer, vomit, blood, food, piss, and anything else mixed together. Often found on the walls, the floor, under the stairs, or really anywhere imaginable.
by shotguning frattylight April 24, 2011
Get the frat mattermug.