jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

Mat

Just a chill dude who likes ducks. (He is really jealous of Ben the duck overlord)

oh hey, its mat. he's a cool guy.

by The Blarg Man May 10, 2024

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

lil mat B

the best raper in the world. his masterpiece is at the block block at the top top, his rhymes are immaculate and thou cockus incomprehensible. he is a rapper from Denmark and LA his catchphrase is "the best raper from LA that has never been tro LA!!1!!1"

Guy 1: have you seen the new Lil mat b song "at the top"?
Guy 2: it sucked ass

by cockfart64 September 25, 2022

knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

by Keleajx October 19, 2017

Mat

The cutest person on the earth a chad and very stlyish Mats like eating pie eating any type of food and he adores women and loves dogs.

'Wow that person is truly a mat"

by Matdoggo February 9, 2021