Mandingo

A Mandingo is a three legged beast wearing boot-stocks, a sombrero and has a large head, strange alien like ears and a charming smile. The legendary Mandingos have befriended many women...and men.

"OMG, look it's a wild Mandingo!!!"

by Mandingo! July 11, 2006

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

Minting

A classic school pastime that involves a packet of mints per player, a loud voice and a good aim. The objective is to shout "MINT!" then throw the mint at other players. Kudos is earned for head shots, between the eyes or hitting innocent students on the rebound.

We got detention this afternoon because the teacher caught us Minting.

"Mint!"

Ow.

by Minty mint mint May 31, 2005

Mantini

A white trash coctail made with cheap domestic beer and stuffed green olives, served in a martini glass. Stirred, not shaken

Bartender, I'll have a highlife mantini

by alm4400 November 17, 2006

munting

to munt; the act of looking very ugly.

"here we go, a-munting!"

"ugh, i feel like shit and i'm munting for scotland."

"OMG THAT PICTURE'S MUNTING."

"she sure knows how to munt."

ETC.

by jojo, baby. ;) May 31, 2007

munting

nasty nasty thing, be it female, male or otherwise

thats munting

by im an orphan and have no friends June 6, 2003

mating call of the poot bird

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

by pentozali August 23, 2010