Minecraft 

The best fucking game in the world fuck you all play Minecraft. I <3 Minecraft it is god

Kid: I play Minecraft
Teacher: A Plus
Kid: Fuck Yeah

Minecraft by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019

Minecraft 

A game that is dead in 2019 but when old kids remember the game they get the best nostalgic feeling and their life is complete with the gane

"Dude Look its your xbox 360!"
*boots it up*
"oh my god...Minecraft...dude remember this game? it was the best game ever."
"wanna play it?"
"yeah...

Minecraft by Th0t_Patrool February 23, 2019

Minecraft 

Only 90's kids know what this is. This game was part of all of our childhoods and shall stay there forever.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

Minecraft by DOCiml8forschool March 1, 2019

minecraft 

a (game) with 2 pixels max and a guy who breaks brick and wood

-Look at this 5 year old kid he is playing minecraft

minecraft by memesmemesmemesmemesmemesmemes February 10, 2019

minecraft 

blocks, 9 year olds, and zombies.

4th grader 1 - HEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT AFTER SCHOOL ???
4th grader 2- SURE :D

minecraft by Pxptartzz April 9, 2019

Minecraft 

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

Minecraft by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019

Minecraft 

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

Minecraft by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019