callum lord

the biggest fag you will ever meet in your life, he gets men in his bum all the time (little homo) also hates vag and women in general also is a weaboo otaku

he did a callum lord (he took in the bum)

by Aarogun(theLegendHimself) February 18, 2015

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Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.

Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.

by LordNelson October 29, 2012

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Lord of the Douche

Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.

You, my friend, I dub Lord of the Douche.

by Queen Sakon January 24, 2010

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Lord Bud

The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.

Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?

Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.

by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022

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Traci Lords

A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.

Traci Lords deserves an Oscar for being the biggest bullshit artist this side of Mars.

by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011

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