Lobsterism 

A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.

Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?

Lobsterism by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019

Scouse Lobster 

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.

Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...

Scouse Lobster by Garstang April 1, 2010

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

deep fried lobster by vizviz June 24, 2007

Red Lobster 

When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

Red Lobster by Flying viper March 6, 2018

Lobster

Something only a few James.M Coughlin kids will understand.

Hey doooood i just like totally got likeeee 4 lobsters yesterday!!!!

Lobster by Lobster mannnn March 8, 2017

lobster tail 

Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.

Makr gave Laura got the lobster tail last night and now his fingers are all twisted.

lobster tail by Adam May 13, 2005

hot lobster 

when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed

"my ass is tow up today - bobby hot lobstered me all night long".

hot lobster by sloth_love November 5, 2009