Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.

Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!

by Hannibal Lector42 September 6, 2011

Labier

To be more like a labrador in a mixed breed dog that contains labrador

Rofus is more labier than we expected him to be.

by christopher grace December 15, 2008

1702 (Holocaust Laboratories)

One of the most frightening places on the face of the earth, the Co-founder of The Holocaust Radioactive Laboratories. Radioactivity around this area has been recorded as 10x-6(8)*. Human beings have suffered major deformaties. These laboratories have been investigated by authorities on several occasions. This is one of the most cruel and futile families since Edward Gein and the world re-known Texas Chainsaw Massacre. DJ Markus Ginzburguis has been known to host some of the most ruthless and chaotic Gimp parties in the history of mankind. He is heavely trained for desert combat on the Sahara. Commander of the SU-34 Persian Jet.

Yo, i almost went into 1702 (Holocaust laboratories) the other day,

no shit?

by Ultimate Destroyer December 13, 2007

labor pains

time for 'def', to shit, flop-cutting time

i almost gave birth on the floor, my labor pains were so intense!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Labor Day

The day you need something from UPS and they don't deliver.

Teacher: does everyone have their new ipad case
Student: no UPS doesn't deliver on Labor Day

by Jazzpuru September 1, 2014

Labor Dabor

The Old Labor Dabor..

Labor Day, of course!

The Old Labor Dabor?

by sux0r September 8, 2003

labia

Short for "lab" (pronounce lay-b) A word applied to a very strong individual or the great level of strength, bravery or determination required to complete a task or other undertaking. Refers to the unmatched toughness of the female genitals. Can also substitute with "pussy".

"This trucks got so much labia, imma gonna hang a pair of ovaries on the hitch!"
"I can't seem to muster up enough labia to tell this girl I like her"

"Sending a little lab to my babe on her first day of work"

by You My Muse April 19, 2018