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Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
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Caroline Konstar

A 15-year-old female who died in 1987 of a brain aneurysm after spending months skipping school and making periodic tapes while isolating herself in her room, over 30 years later the tapes have been periodically leaked to the public by Caroline’s niece via a YouTube account after her parents requested that all evidence of their daughters be released to the public for educational purposes, however the tapes have gotten popularity on Instagram for their comedic value,
by Zzzepicpussyblower23zz September 30, 2022
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Calvin Koonter

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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RACHEL KOONTZ

A perfect girl, anything a guy could ask for. She will always be there for you no matter what, she is pretty, beautiful, smart, cute and anything you can imagine. Someone who is very loved, and no one can ever live up to be her. She is perfect. She is Rachel Koontz
by Billy... On discord May 19, 2024
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Sister mary koont

wow she's a real sister Mary koont
by Harry Welham August 5, 2018
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