Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
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douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously
mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!
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