Doork-Knob

A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.

"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"

OR

"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"

by OMGAM January 8, 2009

Throbbing Knob

Erect penis. See also boner and cock

"My wife loves my throbbing knob!...but she hates it when I call it that."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

Knob Goblin

Its an alternate name for the spiderman character green goblin. The knob goblin is a person that gobbles knobs. Sucks meat off the bone. Someone that enjoys eating throbbing cocks with gigantic veins and swallowng massive loads!

As Jimmy Tootuls grows angry he turns into the knob goblin, eating every cock in site and swallowing ocean size loads of jizz!!!

by JUMBO LEGO November 16, 2009

turn knobs

Get out, but also making fun terms such as 'kick rocks' and 'do work' because said terms are freaking pointless

turn knobs bro, and dont come back

by Bill Overlode May 5, 2010

iron knob

when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them

"broooo he has a stiffy"

"nah mate it's just an iron knob"

"what did he use?"

"honey"

"how long has he had it?"

"2 years"

by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 16, 2009

Wet Knob

Secretion from the urethra (piss-pipe) that accumulates under the foreskin and emits a chessy odour if the individual has not taken care of their personal hygiene. Similar to 'wet tail' in rodents.

Joanne gagged as Lionel revealed his wet knob and demanded she suck it.

Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!

"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert

by Emma & Jo September 26, 2006